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UPDATE: The Escapist questions the value of vegetarian virtue in video-game characters : “My [Fable II] character was grossly overweight and a serial murderer. He ate meat pies by the handful, and killed the grocer who sold the celery … In the end, though, it didn’t really matter (outside of the realm of cosmetics) that my character ate meat because being evil wasn’t a bad thing to him, and Fable 2 doesn’t really punish you for being bad. Or liking steaks.” Wired notes today that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals — did ya ever notice that the “e” for “ethical,” is the only lower-case letter in their Logo

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Gamers to PETA: “Ethical? You’re doing it wrong.”

I'm not saying that every theme party needs to be a shocking recreation of actual events, but I don't think it too much to ask that if you host a Disco 70’s party, that is to say a party where you and your friends dress up like they did in the 1970’s, as Kristin Cavallari did last night at Hyde in Hollywood, you should have some general idea of what that might have been.  Hint: it's not this.  I don’t mean to nitpick but the 70s weren’t really known for their aerobics classes.  Honest to god she might as well have gone as an Indian or Ghostbuster.

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KRISTIN CAVALLARI IS AN IDIOT

How can you not love Lily Allen?  She’s actually a big music star, but she runs around naked constantly and is a complete pain in the ass.  She's harmless of course, she's not gonna back over you with her car and then dump your corpse in a swamp, but she is the best when it comes to stuff like this… LILY ALLEN has combined her two favourite things — t’internet and slagging people off — to re-ignite her feud with KATY PERRY. Writing on her Facebook page, Lily said: “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour

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I HEART LILY ALLEN, PART 17

Paula Tries To Tell A GD Story Despite this idea being sheer madness on every level, the National Enquirer says CBS is in secret (shhhh!) talks with Paula Abdul for her to do her own talk show.  Be prepared to clinch your fists and hate life when you see how much she makes a year on American Idol by the way.    “Paula’s been dreaming about having her own talk show for three years, and she’s ready to make it a reality,” a source close to the star told The ENQUIRER

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YES YES YES PLEASE GOD YES

Jim Carrey and his girlfriend Jenny McCarthy are in Hawaii this week, tasking a well deserved break from whatever the hell it is rich people do.  Jenny looks hot but Jim is really not aging well.  That crazy diet he does has him looking all gaunt and crazy.  Not like me.  I'm a hunk, as you could probably tell by my shark tooth necklace and tiny safari shorts. (picture source = pacific coast )

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JIM AND JENNY ARE IN HAWAII

Jim Carrey and his girlfriend Jenny McCarthy are in Hawaii this week, tasking a well deserved break from whatever the hell it is rich people do.  Jenny looks hot but Jim is really not aging well.  That crazy diet he does has him looking all gaunt and crazy.  Not like me.  I'm a hunk, as you could probably tell by my shark tooth necklace and tiny safari shorts.

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JIM AND JENNY ARE IN HAWAII

Remember that Saturday Night Live video kerfuffle from back in October?

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People Who Should Be Shot? Definitely.

Personally, we can’t decide which famous people have been making the hottest hypocritical messes of themselves. There are just too damned many candidates to choose from. So help us out, would ya?

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It’s March Madness, Only Funnier

Daniel Craig and his girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell spent New Years in St Barts, and holy crap that chick is ridiculously good looking.  Kudos to Daniel, because she is way way out of his league.  His features are downright simian, in fact from the neck up it's as if someone shaved a monkey, specifically a chimp, whereas she looks like an angel.  An angel with long pretty hair and a hot ass.  Who is 98 percent naked.  I don’t know if they have angels like that, but I think they should.  I don’t see how it could hurt. (picture source = fame pictures )

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BEING JAMES BOND LOOKS LIKE FUN

30 Rock is more than home to Saturday Night Live , NBC News, and Tina Fey's television show. High atop the 65th floor of the Rockefeller Center building is the Rainbow Room, the storied restaurant-bar-ballroom that it's always worth telling NYC's visitors to stop by instead of the Empire State Building. And now, it is closing.

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Touring the Rainbow Room’s Closing (Lesser) Retaurant

30 Rock is more than home to Saturday Night Live , NBC News, and Tina Fey's television show.

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Touring the Rainbow Room’s Closing (Lesser) Restaurant

30 Rock is more than home to Saturday Night Live , NBC News, and Tina Fey's television show. High atop the 65th floor of the Rockefeller Center building is the Rainbow Room, the storied restaurant-bar-ballroom that it's always worth telling NYC's visitors to stop by instead of the Empire State Building

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Touring the Rainbow Room’s Closing (Lesser) Restaurant

Tax season! Tax season! Tax season (is still four months away). But in case you're actually worried that the Internal Revenue Service is going to catch on to your eight years of unpaid taxes and audit you, don't worry.

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IRS to Now Literally Nickel and Dime You

Eep, this must hurt. The face of Wikipedia, Jimmy Wales is out of a job after being booted off the board of trustees. (His contract expired on Dec.

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Wikipedia Founder Jimmy Wales Out of a Job

NBC is oiling the gears to start up their new Knight Rider show again , despite the fact that three cast members were already fired, the number of episodes bought by the station were reduced from the normal 22 to 17 , and um, no one watched it. Maybe NBC is trying to squeeze the last cent out of their Ford promotion before the crash of both the auto company and the newly-retooled KITT.

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Despite All Logic, NBC Continues with Knight Rider

Only two days into the new year, and we're pretty sure 2009 will forever have the catchphrase "I don't come down to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth" associated with it. Instead of being ashamed of the by now infamous Kathy Griffin remark during a live broadcast with Anderson Cooper , CNN is seeking to cash in on the funniest on-air diss since Kanye told Mike Meyers that George Bush doesn't care about black people.

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More Anderson Cooper on Kathy Griffin New Years Action

Only two days into the new year, and we're pretty sure 2009 will forever have the catchphrase "I don't come down to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth" associated with it. Instead of being ashamed of the by now infamous Kathy Griffin remark during a live broadcast with Anderson Cooper , CNN is seeking to cash in on the funniest on-air diss since Kanye told Mike Meyers that George Bush doesn't care about black people. CONTINUED » Permalink | post a comment | Add to del.icio.us | Digg Post tags: Anderson Cooper , CNN , Kathy Griffin , New Year’s Eve

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More Anderson Cooper on Kathy Griffin New Years Action

Only two days into the new year, and we're pretty sure 2009 will forever have the catchphrase "I don't come down to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth" associated with it. Instead of being ashamed of the by now infamous Kathy Griffin remark during a live broadcast with Anderson Cooper , CNN is seeking to cash in on the funniest on-air diss since Kanye told Mike Meyers that George Bush doesn't care about black people. CONTINUED » Permalink | post a comment | Add to del.icio.us | Digg Post tags: Anderson Cooper , CNN , Kathy Griffin , New Year’s Eve

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More Anderson Cooper on Kathy Griffin New Years Action

Only two days into the new year, and we're pretty sure 2009 will forever have the catchphrase "I don't come down to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth" associated with it. Instead of being ashamed of the by now infamous Kathy Griffin remark during a live broadcast with Anderson Cooper , CNN is seeking to cash in on the funniest on-air diss since Kanye told Mike Meyers that George Bush doesn't care about black people

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More Anderson Cooper on Kathy Griffin New Years Action

Charles Barkley's arrest for a DUI earlier this week led him to the courtroom today, where the media frenzy outside turned Barkley into quite the comedian .

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Charles Barkley is Awesomely Nuts